What does Stephen Colbert think of us?

Friends of the band know that we enjoy Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert; but last week Stephen had a segment on the show that was shocking and disturbing. I think it may be something personal that he has against us. Possibly because we live in Vancouver, and we all know that Stephen Jr. has flown to Vancouver, where he’s been seen on numerous occassions.

In the same episode that Stephen issued these damning words about sheep, he also introduced something that he’s never had on the show before; his “Fantasies” board. The thing is, he pulled something off of his Fantasy Board, and left an empty space there, right after going on his rant about sheep. What is he trying to say? I think he’s sending us mixed messages here.

I’m calling on everyone to demand that Stephen Colbert tell us the truth about what he thinks of us. I know where Stephen Jr. is, and I’m not afraid to do whatever it takes to get Stephen to talk. Stephen Colbert, if you’re reading this (and I know you will be), come clean on this issue. Do you hate us, or do you love us?