16oz of meat!

This was the wrath that we called a meal a couple weeks ago for me and my buddy Jovahn. What you are looking at is HALF of a 16oz Smoked Montreal Meat Sandwich. It was in fact served on a dixie plate with two pickle slices. How much would you expect to pay for this punishment to your body?

$20.

Yes, I said it. We paid $20 for both of us to ingest 8oz of meat. I could have easily went to IHOP or Denny’s and asked for them to pour some grease into a bowl for me, OH, but I would have needed a cherry coke with that as well. That’s where they get you!

Instead, we walked up to a counter on the street and said one word. “Sixteen!” The girl behind the counter, with fear in her eyes, started gathering up and weighing meat. After a while, she prepared the bread with some mustard. Then proceeded to pour the meat onto the bread. With a dull knife, she then cut the “Cow between two ritz’s”. She was not offended, and actually understood the fact that we were going to split the sandwich between the both of us, and even gave us seperate plates with pickles all for ourselves! Very honourable.

Yikes, Fast was the only way to eat this. The only reason for the bread was to hold the meat. I’ll be honest, it was pretty damn good! The presentation was depressing, but the food made up for it. We didn’t even get Tee-Shirts that said we ate it. No camera crew or news story. Just a couple guys who were hungry I guess. Afterwards, I went back to work and regaled my co-workers of our adventure.

You maybe wondering “Where is this holy place?”. Well, this place is called Frenchies, and it’s located:

here.

Their menu is pretty amazing! You should check it out. Smaller sandwiches, Poutine, Shepherd’s Pie, etc. Well, my work is done, hope all is well and keep out of the rain!

Paulie.