In honour of the Edmonton Oilers…

…and their current run for the Stanley Cup, my sister sent me this picture from the glory days of Gretzky, Kurri, Messier, Fuhr, etc….

I’m not sure what part of it is the most creepy. Is it Mark Messier in a handtowel? Is it Mark Messier with his hand on Gary Coleman’s ass? Is it the fact that they both seem to be enjoying this? Or is it just that Mark actually has hair, and he’s holding one of the old-school stubby beer bottles?

You decide: