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coolshades said in November 3rd, 2005 at 2:12 pm

Let me guess….every steamy romance scene in the book will take place in the back of a car…

I think “disturbing” is the beter word to use…lol

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CK said in November 3rd, 2005 at 4:59 pm

Okay, I wanna see you people come up with your best/worst romance lines that you expect to see in these books. For example, “He had been burnt by love once before, and it left his heart hard and blackened, like an old tire that’s ready to crumble…”

Crap like that…

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coolshades said in November 3rd, 2005 at 5:54 pm

He had tried desperately to win the competition for her heart, only to see someone else take the checkered flag…

A flame ignited in her heart, as if it had just crashed into the wall at the Indianapolis 500….

He spent all day preparing himself for her arrival…including a vist to his physician for a complete tune-up and lube. He purchased some new gas caps to insure there would be no dangerous fuel leakage, and read some erotic material to help rev up his engine…hoping that he wouldn’t just crash and burn…

Enough of this madness…I have a memo to work on….

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Sue Richards is Hot said in November 3rd, 2005 at 5:59 pm

Makes perfect business sense to me. Women like men that drive fast cars (hence the high fan rate for women and NASCAR), and I am sure that a romance novel featuring a rugged speed demon is exactly what Harliquin is going to sell. I will probably pick up five or six copies myself.

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Anonymous said in November 6th, 2005 at 2:23 pm

“She was a timid legal secretary. He was a nascar champion. Will he be able to teach her how to handle his stickshift?”

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CK said in November 6th, 2005 at 4:19 pm

“including a vist to his physician for a complete tune-up and lube”

Wow…that’s…disturbing. Just…wow… LOL!

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coolshades said in November 6th, 2005 at 6:17 pm

LOL!

Seriously, CK…I can’t believe I’m coming up with this kind of stuff…y’all have corrupted me….

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px said in November 7th, 2005 at 1:37 am

With the hood propped open, each resting their elbows on the radiator; they gazed longlingly into one another’s eyes. They had spent the better part of the afternoon mulling over performance tweaks, only to find that this sudden eye contact spurned something deep within them.

Joe said to Esther, “would you mind, uh…fetching me the orange gojo? My hands are covered in lubricant.”

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toast said in November 7th, 2005 at 10:58 am

Sue Richards is Hot! Great to hear from you again! You need to post more!

Anyway, here’s my lines:

“He had taken her heart for a ride, but he only wanted a test drive.”

“The auto biography of her life”

“She thought he only cared about her headlights…”

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CK said in November 7th, 2005 at 11:13 pm

Wow! Look at all of this creativity! I sense a recurring theme here with Lubrication…

I almost wonder if we should head over to NaNoWriMo and write our own NASCAR Harlequin over there. It seems we certainly have the talent for it!

I’m gonna offer up a classic line here:

“Whoa lady,” he said “it definitely looks like you’ve blown a seal…which is even worse if you’re a marine biologist.”

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toast said in November 8th, 2005 at 11:15 am

My love was fueled by high octane as I admired her hairpin curves….

This one courtesy of my brother, Eric.

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