Top Ten Reasons Courtney cut his hair and shaved his beard

10. He got tired of people saying “Dude are you the guy from that Passion of the Christ Movie?”

{His nickname was “Scary Jesus”}

9. As a junior member of the UN, it was his duty to forestall the civil war between his hair lice and beard lice.

8. He met Delilah.

7. He couldn’t afford the cost of hair care products on his rockstar salary.

6. After much consultation, the Minister of the Environment finally declassified his hair as protected habitat for the Pygmie albino titmouse.

5. His Poison Tribute band broke up.

4. Customers kept complaining about hairs in their Big Macs.

3. He’s working his way up to male pattern baldness.

2. The dude looked like a lady.

1. He got tired of the look of disappointment on people’s faces when he told them he’s not Chad Kroeger.